The Dog wanted to go for a walk, so I released him from the rope thing and hooked him up to a lease.

I don't walk this dog, he walks me. He wanted to check out the creek, so we did. He kept walking right to the edge, where a fall down the ten foot bank would be, 911 time.

At one point I fell, and rolled right into a tree. It saved me from dropping into the creek.

Later on, The Dog dragged me over to my neighbor Jeff's front door and demanded that I knock. Jeff and his girlfriend love him.

So here I am at night two. I'm going to bed shortly and I know this big ol pit bull is going to be cuddling against me.

I know I've said this before, but WTF?

I think The Dog is on my bed, time to call it a wrap...