I was pacing back and front of my big TV, watching phone tips and tricks videos, waiting for the FedEx truck to roll down my street, when my friend and his woman dropped by and got me stoned.

I'm really glad they came by, we had a good time, and they distracted me from the fact that the 1000 to 1400 delivery window was sliding on by, and still no new phone.

My neighbor asked me the other day if I was going to avoid smoke, and I said I didn't know. As we smoked I told them I was into six days sober and they were both very supportive. They've seen me drink.

The afternoon turned out laid back, fun and comfortable. Bud is my friend, Booze is my enemy, and I have absolutely no desire to drive to the store.

Now if I could just get my phone...