I've been thinking about how I would like my old dead body handled when the end comes. There's a local outfit in town that will burn you up for about $950. I specified in my will that I wanted to be buried, but I think I'll change and initial that.

Daniel asked me tonight where I wanted my ashes scattered. I told him at Secret Beach, under the Mal Paso bridge off US Highway One, South of Carmel, CA. I have wonderful memories of that place and I know Riley could find it again, as he's been there.

I first found that spot traveling with a beautiful red headed girl I met working at the clubs up in Lake Tahoe. It was before the rest of the world found it and built luxury homes all around both sides of the cliffs.

We spent a week there, making love in the sand, swimming in the Pacific, and bopping up into Carmel for supplies. I don't even remember her name, but I still recall everything else about the adventure.

I strongly suspect the property owners have now secured access to the beach. So Riley, I want you to convince whomever to allow the scattering of my ashes there. Bring the family down the Coast, have a wonderful road trip, and say goodby to the man who raised you.