I'm beginning to form a very short list of folks who would like to receive text notifications of my sometimes crazy ass posts. My grand-daughter Shelby is always up, and my probation officer friend Crissinda seems never offended, and often comments.

Today I learned of an unlikely source, my ex, Steph. She just called me realizing she had missed a particularly pathetic drunken post, because I trashed it the next morning, and mentioned it in the afternoon.

She said she gets a kick out of reading them. I guess she must have enjoyed my occasional intoxicated state during our relationship. I was never violent, and the sex was great.

So, I'm down to three people who would like to be notified of every post I make. Wow, what a statement to my current life!