I have a new roommate named Rodney. He comes from a law enforcement family and was an officer for a while. The rewards were not stacking up to the effort so he moved on. Now he's got his own power washing business.

We had a very nice get to know each other chat in the living room of our shared place last night. Swapped a few stories and had a couple good laughs, I think we'll get along just fine.

We talked about women, the bane of the male human species, and how our attraction to them provides the continuation of our species. How did we evolve to this amazing physical state of reproduction?

Hitting a strip club together in the future, also came up. I said I'd think about it, as I stumbled towards the stairs leading up to my bedroom, hoping I can make it up there...