I considered staying up last night to watch the ball drop but I went to bed at 7:30 instead. I woke up five minutes before midnight and thought about jumping up and grabbing the TV remote, but I just laid in bed and stared at my expensive watch as it marched quietly into the next year. I wondered if it was going to do something fancy, like a little animated show or something, hell I can send texts, make phone calls and it shows me a stupid happy face when fully charged!

Nothing, it read Jan 1, 2021 around the edge, a small explosion happened outside (firework or gun, you never know around here) and instead of watching the ball drop I let my own balls drop back into that warm spot between my legs they were hanging out at before I rolled over to look at my watch.

Happy New Year.