I finally got around to getting Tennessee plates on my truck today. This pretty much wraps up my legal status around here, as I've now got:

• A birth certificate that matches my name.
• An unrestricted Passport.
• A Tennessee Commercial Drivers License.
• A perfect driving record.
• A current DOT physical.
• Current and valid vehicle insurance.
• A fishing license.
• A lifetime pass to our National Parks.
• I can pass an FBI fingerprint background test.
• I can pass a drug test.

Now I just need to get my ass out there and do something with my life!