I made my first TikTok purchase the other day. I'm pretty paranoid about using my debit card for this shit, so I refreshed my PayPal account, and used it. The shipper said it would arrive in a week, but it got here in a few days. The small package was sitting on the front porch this afternoon.

So what the fuck was OldManJim's first purchase? The one they're pushing hard (so to speak) is a bottle of Nitrous Oxide to increase your blood flow, which helps your dick get hard, along with some other pills that shrink your Prostate and restore your flow.

Ok, maybe I could use both those things, but I went with the two week Colon Cleanse. A couple of brown pills taken daily which are supposed to drain all the old shit out of your intestines, and make everything clear from top to bottom. Like you could swallow a quarter and it would come out your ass clean an hour later.

So I spent $18.97 for two bottles of 30 pills each, and why I need two bottles I don't know. To make sure I was getting the right stuff I found it on Walmart for $15.04 with taxes included for one bottle, so I got a good deal and it's the real stuff.

As soon as I opened the package, I took a couple of those brown pills from one of the bottles. It's been a couple of hours, I'm writing great code here in the cave, and nothing has happened yet.

Here's a page from Amazon, where they're still selling it for more than TikTok.