I've loved the Florida sun this summer and I ended up with a great tan. I also abused the top of my head too much and ended up with a skin cancer. I've been wearing a hat for months now, but it was too late.

It's either a basal or squamous, both of which I've had removed before, with the latter being worse. It's sitting right over this thing in my head called a brain, which I have damaged lately, and I'm afraid it's metastasizing downward. Areas near the back of the top of my head are caving inward and forming ridges.

Which explains why I'm writing this drivel, and making such stupid decisions and actions lately, my brain is being eaten up.

I have no control over any of it, my metastasizing shrinking cancerous brain is the villain!

This is great! I don't have to take any responsibility when I do my daily stupid things, I can just blame them on brain cancer...